| About me: |
First off. I rock. I am the direct descendent of civil war general Hap Alamo. I served three terms in East korea during World War II as a mops mate aboard the CSS Philmore Pootie. In the 1950's I invented dog food and became rich beyond my wildest dreams. In the 1960's I was the keyboardest for the psychedelic group, Grapefruit Fred and also made many comedic westerns with my sidekick Larry Jewish. I have battled a vicious laxative addiction throughout my life. Have been married 7 times and divorced 3. I have 12 grown children who all have restraining orders against me. I am a worshipper of the dark gods of Bal Saggoth and await the return of my Lord Cthulhu to enslave and sodomize you pigs. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Have a nice day. |
