Pope Ok's Abortion of Gay Fetus

Written byJoshua Vise
Wednesday, 02 January 2008
In a move that has drawn public uproar on both sides of the issue, Pope Benedict XVI has given his blessings for the abortion of a gay fetus. "Recent technological advances now give doctors the ability to peer into the womb and discover sinners before they are even fully developed," offered Bishop Clarence Brown. "We plan to use this technology to do the Lord's work. We are bringing humanity closer to what God envisioned." When asked why prenatal homosexuals pose such a threat to the Church, Bishop Brown cited the fact that many homosexuals grow up to be priests. "We'd rather not have that element of sweet temptation within our organization."