Written by MotherCat
Mexican President Felipe Calderon resisted, calling Perry "un pinche cabron" and vowed to enter Perry in a bike-athon during which Perry would most certainly kill himself.
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Still suffering from a concussion suffered during a recent bike ride and declaring himself "El Presidente de TexMexico," Rick Perry announced his intention to secede from the United States and combine Texas and Mexico into "one muy inteligente nacion where you can get good Mexican food and cheap labor." Mexican President Felipe Calderon resisted, calling Perry "un pinche cabron" and vowed to enter Perry in a bike-athon during which Perry would most certainly kill himself. |