Future campaign attack ads go over the top.

Written by philbill
Tuesday, 07 October 2008
Photo submitted by (Based on Dos Equis 'Most Interesting Man Alive' Ad campaign.) He votes with Geoprge Bush 92% of the time, yet calls himself a maverick. He's never sent or received email. He doesn't know how many houses he owns. He graduated 168th - out of a class of 165. He crashed five jets in Vietnam and still claims to know how to win a war. He escaped from a military prison once and the locked himself back in by mistake. He picked a moose-bagging moron for his running mate and most of his supporters like her better. He's John McCain and... He is the least interesting man alive. And while often drinks beer - way too often - he always drinks Busch Light - because that's the kind of president he will be Bush Light. (McCain comes on the screen): "Stay stupid, my friends." (Anti-Obama commercial) "Hey, white brother, did you hear?" "Hear what?" "About Barack Obama's plan to enslave white people as soon as he's elected. He'll sign an executive order and we'll all be whipped daily and be serving black people. It's true. Know what else? He's a Muslim. He'll have you facing east faster than you can say Ramadan... "Hold on, Brother. Can I catch a ride with you? Being enslaved sounds like 'Chains I can't believe in.' I'm voting McCain." (McCain dressed shabbily as Abraham Lincoln comes on the screen): "I'm Honest Abe Lincoln and I approved this message."