Jon & Kate Plus Eight creates new spinoffs.

Written by David Martin
Friday, 03 July 2009
Photo submitted by TLC’s current ratings leader is the show “Jon & Kate Plus Eight”, an inside look at a couple raising twins and a set of sextuplets. Now that the show’s stars have announced their divorce, look for these upcoming announcements to keep the show fresh: * “The show’s writers think it would be a great idea to have a whole special big family week on TLC,” said Kate Gosselin. “Where we join forces with those crazy folks on ‘18 Kids and Counting’.” “Yes, I’m really looking forward to it,” said Jon. “What with our sardonic sniping at one another and their wacky religious nuttiness, I think the possibilities for fun times, or maybe even religious end times, are exciting.” * “We’d like to announce that we’re planning to expand our TV family next season,” said Kate Gosselin. “Given all the troubles that Nadia Suleman, the Octomom, is having with her new octuplets, we thought we’d like to help out and adopt them.” “That’s right,” said Jon Gosselin. “We figure we can only squeeze so many ratings points out of our marriage troubles and there’ll soon come a time when we need a new twist to keep our viewers interested. And we really like the title of the revamped show: ‘Jon & Kate Plus Eight Plus Eight’.” * “We feel we’ve done a lot for America by opening up our home to viewers from coast to coast,” said Kate Gosselin. “But we’re finding that it’s just not as satisfying as it used to be.” “I agree,” said Jon. “And that’s why we’re planning to move the show to Israel next season. We figure that by showing everyone in the Middle East how the ten of us manage to get along we can bring some much needed peace and understanding to the region. But don’t look for us to build a settlement in the West Bank. Somehow I don’t think that would be very helpful.” * “Television history shows that one surefire way to exploit the success of a show,” said Jon Gosselin. “Is to have a spinoff.” “I couldn’t agree more,” said Kate Gosselin. “And that’s why we’re looking at expanding the marriage breakup theme and debuting two new shows: ‘Jon Plus Four’ and ‘Kate Plus Four’. Or maybe we’ll piggyback on one of TLC’s other popular series and start our own birth control show called ‘What Not To Bear’.”