Homosexuals Unveil New Bathroom Sex Code, Declare It 'Unbreakable'

Written by Taxes101
Thursday, 31 January 2008
Photo submitted by DanP BRUCE BEN DOVER FROM PADDYWHACK, PA WAS THE FIRST TO TRY OUT THE NEW BATHROOM SEX CODE AND WAS A BIT CONFUSED ... APPARENTLY, YOU GET INTO THE STALL AND LOCK IT SECURELY. THEN,WHEN SOMEONE ENTERS THE NEXT STALL OVER, YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT FOOT IN, THEN TAKE IT OUT. THEN PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN ...TAKE THAT OUT... THEN RIGHT FOOT IN AGAIN... AND SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT. (YES, THE FOOT!!!) GRANTED, ITS A BIT CONFUSING.... BUT IF YOU GET ARRESTED, YOU CAN DEFINITELY CLAIM YOU WERE SIMPLY DOING THE HOKEY POKEY. IT'S FLAWLESS!