Global Warming Cancelled Print E-mail
Written by Katelyn Sack   
Tuesday, 29 April 2008
ImageThe cabal of rich old men who run the world admitted today that they are responsible for global warming.

According to Company spokesman Baron Smith, "We just like the thermostat up a little higher out there. It means more bikini-clad models and less joint pain. We thought it would be a win-win."

Given unforeseen consequences such as a sharp increase of old men in Speedos and the devaluation of beach-front property, global warming has been cancelled.



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Katelyn Sack		2008-05-13

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