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The League Of States That Remember What Reality Is. |
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 Written by rfreed
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Wednesday, 29 October 2008 |
A new political entity was born today as all States west of the Mississippi seceeded from the Union and created their own nation called The League of States That Remembers What Reality Is. Fed up with decades of following a government that only recognized the needs and interests of those within a 200 mile radius of Washington, the League (hereafter referred to as the LSTRWRI so I don't go over my word limit) made Barrow, Alaska its capital and named Sarah Palin its Queen because of her independent style and because she is a babe.
The first order of business was declaring Washington part of the Axis of Evil and digging trenches and gun enplacements on the westside of the Mississippi. There was an attempt to draw the Southern States in as well, but they were hesitant, remembering what had happened the last time they tried it.
Hawaii refused to go along with the new situation and was blown out of the water as the first military exercise of the new country.
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