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McCain and Obama get stuck in an elevator for 4 hours |
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 Written by philbill
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Tuesday, 30 September 2008 |
John McCain and Barack Obama exchanged unpleasant glances as they stepped into the secret elevator, making their final descent to see the evil mole tribunal that determines the President of the United States.
The elevator’s rapid descent to the middle of the earth came to a jarring stop. Obama banged into the top of the car and McCain felt his prostate hit his throat.
“You know they’re going to pick me, don’t you?” McCain said.
“We’ll, John, we’ll see,” Barack countered.
They waited silently in dim light for an hour until McCain pulled out a golden flask, took a swig and offered it to Barack.
“Sure,” Obama said, taking a sip.
“You know, Barack, things have gotten pretty nasty and I’m sorry for that.”
“Likewise, John, I’ve taken a few cheap shots, too. Sorry."
They shook.
15 minutes later, Obama pulled out some schwag and began to roll a joint.
“Here, put some of this in there,” McCain said, supplying some Asian hash.
The elevator Muzak changed to Doors music. “This is the end, my only friend, the end.”
“I love this song,” McCain said, taking a long drag.
“Me, too. You’re pretty cool,” Obama said, taking a hit.
“You know, Barack. It’s just I wanted to be president so bad – until the economy crashed – that I’d do anything to win it.”
“I was blinded by ambition, too. I don’t want the job with the economy the way it is,” Obama said. “And, I’m not experienced enough.”
“Nonsense. You may lack experience but look at me. I’m a loose cannon.”
“No, really, you’re a hero and I’m just a speech maker.”
“No, you’re good. You deserve the job.”
“John, don’t be ridiculous.”
“No, you should have it. Sarah would probably shoot me and have the CIA kill her daughter’s boyfriend while they should be out hunting bin Laden.”
The elevator began working again, quickly dropping to its middle earth destination. The doors opened. The mole tribunal council - along with the Illuminati, Skull and Bones Club, and Free Masons - were stunned by what they saw. McCain and Obama were arm-in-arm singing.
“Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya.”
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