Real reason for string of celebrity deaths

Written by MotherCat
Sunday, 28 June 2009
Overheard in a Washington D.C. sewer: “Hey, Dick, I dare you to knock off Don Pardo, Cheryl Ladd, Tito Jackson and Ron Pepeil within the span of a few weeks.” “I’ll top that. I’ll kill Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and Billy Mays all within days and make them all look like accidents,” Cheney said. “Double dare ya.” “Shut up, Turd Blossom, or I’ll take you out, too.”