Top Book Titles For GW Bush Memorial Library

Written by Eeek
Tuesday, 29 July 2008
Photo submitted by The Rubber Poop Man An administration official, who requested anonymity, leaked a top-secret annotated list of the books being purchased for the Bush library: “Harry Potter and the Pseudo-Philosopher is Stoned” -- A history of Bush's drug use during his student days. “The Lord of the Pretzel Rings” -- Inspiring book by a brave warrior who ate a bowl full of pretzels and lived to tell the tale! “Pet Goat Sematary” -- Horror story about where a first-edition copy of “My Pet Goat” ended up. “The Valley of the Dolts” -- A steamy look at the Bush cabinet. “The Seven Habits of Highly Ineffective People” -- Read this book, and you too, can become as ineffective as Dubya! “The Power of Not Now” -- A sad story of someone who used to be President, but is not the President now. “The Right-Wing Stuff” -- An insider's guide to Fox News coverage of the Bush Administration. “Great Expectations Dashed” -- The story of Bush's declining poll numbers. “All's Well that Ends With an Oil Well” -- A collection of Bush's letters to “Kenny Boy” Kenneth Lay. “The Tempest of New Orleans” -- Tragic play about the rise and fall of the Duke of Brownie. “The English Patience” -- How our best ally learned to put up with Dubya. “The Vice President is a Lonely Hunter” ... when he doesn't have his friends around to shoot. “To Grill a Mockingbird” -- The Bush Administration guide to saving endangered species (saving them for dinner, that is). “As I Lay Lying” -- A selection of the lies that Bush uttered in his sleep. “Brave New Word” -- A list of everyone's favorite Bushisms. “Mob Dick” -- Cheney meets the Godfather, and hilarity ensues! Staff at the Department of Education are busy making a videotape that will contain five-second long summaries of the books using small words and brightly-colored pictures, so that Bush can pretend he has read all the books in his library.