Obama's First One Hundred Days

Written by nobody
Tuesday, 20 May 2008
Photo submitted by Katelyn Sack • DAY 1: Enter world. Get slapped. Cry. Eat. Sleep. Poop. Rule house. • DAYS 2-18: Cry. Eat. Sleep. Poop. Rule house. • DAY 19: Lose umbilical stump. Cry. Eat. Sleep. Poop. Rule house. • DAY 20: Begin to respond to loud voices, footsteps, running water, etc. by blinking, frowning, waking from light sleep. Cry. Eat. Sleep. Poop. Rule house. • DAYS 20-34: Respond to loud voices, footsteps, running water, etc. by blinking, frowning, waking from light sleep. Cry. Eat. Sleep. Poop. Rule house. • DAY 35: Lift head for first time. Roll over for first time. Respond to loud voices, footsteps, running water, etc. by blinking, frowning, waking from light sleep. Cry. Eat. Sleep. Poop. Rule house. • DAYS 36-44: Lift head. Roll over. Respond to loud voices, footsteps, running water, etc. by blinking, frowning, waking from light sleep. Cry. Eat. Sleep. Poop. Rule house. • DAY 45: Discover hands and feet. Chew on hands and feet. Lift head. Roll over. Respond to loud voices, footsteps, running water, etc. by blinking, frowning, waking from light sleep. Cry. Eat. Sleep. Poop. Rule house. • DAYS 46-60: Chew on hands and feet. Lift head. Roll over. Respond to loud voices, footsteps, running water, etc. by blinking, frowning, waking from light sleep. Cry. Eat. Sleep. Poop. Rule house. • DAY 60: Learn to entertain family and friends by smiling on purpose, blowing spit bubbles and cooing, and mimicking facial expressions. Chew on hands and feet. Lift head. Roll over. Respond to loud voices, footsteps, running water, etc. by blinking, frowning, waking from light sleep. Cry. Eat. Sleep. Poop. Rule house. • DAYS 61-100: Entertain family and friends by smiling on purpose, blowing spit bubbles and cooing, and mimicking facial expressions. Chew on hands and feet. Lift head. Roll over. Respond to loud voices, footsteps, running water, etc. by blinking, frowning, waking from light sleep. Cry. Eat. Sleep. Poop. Rule house.