Millions of Chinese Children Displaced in Massive Earthquake Will Work for Food.

Written by Katelyn Sack
Friday, 23 May 2008
No, wait, they already did that. In other news, McDonald's announced its summer line of new pool-ready Happy Meal toys is running behind schedule due to unanticipated problems in production. Look for "Water-Spout Hamburgler and the Transfat Floaties" next October.