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Obama and McCain Admit Past Indiscretions |
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 Written by firehorse918
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Tuesday, 26 August 2008 |
In what could only be called a case of "bad conscience", both Presidential candidates have admitted publically to past "indiscretions". Senator Barack Obama, speaking this morning in front a group of satanic, muslim, lesbian, soccer moms, all of who were noted Clinton supporters, admitted he is not the son of God.
"That's right," the senator said, "I am not the next messiah. When folks have asked me in the past, if it's tough to be the son of god, I had told them that 'yes, it is.' Well folks need to know that I am not the incarnation of diety on earth. Folks should understand that I am just regular folk like those folks, and folks should just look at me like a "godlike" man and not a "manlike" god. I apologize for misleading folks and I hope folks understand and can forgive me. That's all folks."
Not to be outdone Senator John McCain of Arizona, speaking at a fundraising event in yet another German restaraunt somewhere nobody cares about, admitted to really, really, really wanting to scratch his balls, but not being able to reach them.
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