Several testicle protection groups announced their objections to Rev. Jesse Jackson’s recent remarks regarding wanting to cut off Barack Obama’s nuts.
A group called Extremely Unfortunate Nut-Unhaving Cool Hee-men, ENUNUCH, politely requested an apology.
Nubians Opposed to Barack Obama’s Nuts Excrutiatingly Altered, Lopped Off, Neutered Eternally, better known as NO BONE ALONE, were outraged.
Also expressing shock were NUTSAC (Nuts Unlimited Today-Society Against Castration); TESTES (Technicians Expertly Specializing Testicular Exrtaction Solely), and PELOTES (Protecting Every Little Old Testicle Society). They are members of SCROTUM (Society Concentrating Recently On Testicle Umbrage Mostly).
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