The Vatican has just listed new sins. The Southern Baptists release their list of new sins.

Written by Taxes101
Saturday, 22 March 2008
Photo submitted by DanP To All Paying Members Of The Southern Baptist Congregations: Recent discoveries of gold tablets found hidden in the kitchen pantry behind the cat food at the old Southern Baptist Headquarters revealed the following new sins: l. Nonpaying members are sinners.( ooops, this is not new, sorry) 2. When a group is watching tv and someone gets up to get a drink or take a bathroom break, it is a sin to say to them: "While you're up".... This is rude and makes people not want to get up cuz they know they're going to have to get your sorry ass some chips or a beer, or whatever. Get it your damn self you lazy S.O.B. 3. The words "whatever" and "so?" are now forbidden. When someone tells you something and you respond with either "whatEVER" or "SO???" your face will be slapped right off! You sinner! 4. If someone has "googies" (that crusty sleepy pus-mucus) in their eyes at work all day long and you did not tell them so they could fix it, that is a sin, and you need your ass kicked. 5. If you are assigned to clean the bathroom and it is still a disgusting filthy mess when you're done, it is a SIN to say, "I got most of it". This is no longer allowed. There are other sins listed but we didn't care for them so we left them out, but we got most of them, so, whatever.