EPA shuts down Bush

Written by MotherCat
Tuesday, 25 August 2009
EPA officials padlocked Barbara Bush’s vagina today, declaring it a Super Fund clean-up site. “If you’d seen the what crawled out of there, you’d be horrified,” EPA official Damon Darvoset said, displaying a photo of Jeb and George Bush. Even former president George HW Bush said “it was time to shut the old gal down,” adding “not gonna do it … I consider it to be my own personal Love Canal tragedy,” he said, referencing another toxic cleanup site. Cleanup is expected to take forever.