John McCain tries different things to attract the youth vote.

Written by Eeek
Tuesday, 22 July 2008
Photo submitted by DaddyJ Hoping to appeal to the youth vote, John McCain put on a hoodie and began to rap: Look around America, and what do you see? A million phat sites where a fresh oil rig could be Drill, baby, drill, baby, bring me that sweet oil Bring it to me piping hot right out of the soil. I am John McCain, yo, I'm a maverick I may be aged, but I'm a tough old prick. Over in Iraq we will declare a victory I will take those wack Iraqis and drape them right over my knee Those Sunnis and those Shiites they are all the same to me I'll spank them for one hundred years till they cry out “Mercy!” I am John McCain, yo, I'm a maverick I may speak softly, but I wield a big dipstick. Don't vote for Obama, he is just a chump He will make the prices soar at the gas pump. I will make you rich as Mr. Donald Trump And we'll use the planet as our own private waste dump. I am John McCain, yo, and this message I approve Send me all your scratch, cause money makes me bust a move.