Dallas police searching half-heartedly for missing man

Written by MotherCat
Tuesday, 21 July 2009
A Dallas area woman has reported her husband missing. Laura Bush said she last saw George W. Bush on Jan. 20 in Washington, D.C. Dallas police describe the missing man as “about 5-10 with salt and pepper hair and relatively harmless now that he is no longer president." “We don’t know where he is at this point, but we’re trying very hard to care,”a Dallas police spokesman said. Police say he may be wearing a Texas Rangers cap, trying to remember the code to his gated subdivision. Anyone with information about his whereabouts is asked to contact the Dallas Police Department - whenever they feel like it. "Give him credit for one thing, he's been lying low ever since he left office. Dick Cheney should be so smart," Dallas police say.