Monkeys still have not typed Shakespeare, but...

Written by MotherCat
Tuesday, 20 October 2009
the dead Bard is reported to have possibly typed gibberish that could mistaken for a howler monkey soliloquy. Oxford Linguistics Professor Lemur Von Chimpskat says he doubts the authenticity of the script found in the Bard's casket, saying he thought it was probably the work of "some bastard baboon."