President Obama Wins Nobel Piece Prize

Written by Katelyn Sack
Monday, 12 October 2009
President Obama won the Nobel Piece Prize last week for completing pieces of many of the large and nobel projects he began since entering office nine months ago. For example, Obama has successfully overturned the "Don't Ask" piece of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy by asking whether anybody really wants him to make good on his repeated campaign promise to scrap the policy that keeps gays from serving openly in the military. Anonymous sources indicate Malia nearly overshadowed Dad by bringing home the Reese's Pieces Prize from school on the very same day. Her accomplishment: convincing her teacher to refrain from ringing the bell to call her classmates in from recess until after it started raining. Hers was a prize that broke many barriers, as it was reportedly the first No Bell Pieces Prize which was not awarded to the teacher's pet.