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Geting Inteligenter With Musick |
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 Written by rfreed
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Thursday, 07 August 2008 |
A guy in Boulder, Colorado wrote a book on how you can get smarter by listening to Mozart. I thought to myself "Boy, I could sure use to be intelligencer!" and bought myself some Mozart CD's. I tried to play them on my old phonograph until a friend explained that I needed a CD player. I wondered why they were so awful small! I played them over and over but I didn't get any smarter. I then tried playing them backwards but all I heard were Satanic messages and I got dumber. Finaly I just decided to be patient and keep at it. I played them for weeks until my dog got up and asked me to play something else for a while.
PS- The word 'intelligencer' is copyrighted by George Bush and is used here with his permission. He also tried this technique and unfortunately thought he was smart enough to start a war in Iraq and win it in a couple of months.)
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